Keys to Success

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 07/13/2016 at 18:31 • Filed to: Mr. Bojangles

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Post your car keys! Or as they say in Boston, “Porsche khakis!”

Decay buys too many beaters > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:38

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Aww yeah,

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:39

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Wobbles the Mind > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2016 at 18:39

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Ah yes, the coveted “red key!”

Wobbles the Mind > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 07/13/2016 at 18:41

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Good thing you have three sets of clovers since you need at least two sets of luck.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:42

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Nibby > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:42

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Mine look the same except it says RAM instead of Jeep.

Wobbles the Mind > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 07/13/2016 at 18:43

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Aftermarket ignition interface! *whistles*

EL_ULY > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:43

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Decay buys too many beaters > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:43

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I use it to subtly troll some of my Porsche owning friends!

djgreenlava > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:43

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Is the blank button a mystery or worn off unlock? The world may never know.

djgreenlava > Decay buys too many beaters 07/13/2016 at 18:44

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The go fast, this is serious business key.

Wobbles the Mind > EL_ULY 07/13/2016 at 18:45

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Everyone go home, we have a winner!!! Seriously though, I’m going to need everyone to leave for about 3 to 3.5 minutes.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:45

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I’m expecting fun comments

Wobbles the Mind > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/13/2016 at 18:46

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As my mother said to my father, “prepare to be disappointed!”

Wobbles the Mind > djgreenlava 07/13/2016 at 18:48

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Why would you need an unlock if you enter through the window?

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:49

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* Not actual picture, but my ‘91 Ford F250 starts like this. Thankfully, i live near a tiny town and don’t drive it much so i haven’t gotten the cops called on me. Though I have had a few strange looks outside the grocery store.

djgreenlava > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:50

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High belt line and short legs. It just ain't happening.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:50

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Clean and simple is best

djgreenlava > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/13/2016 at 18:53

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Hello fellow Honda. At least the key chain pal isn't off a tow hook.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:55

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Only Jaguars and the fanciest 90s Ford Transits get Tibbe Keys, baby.

(Not my keys; I’m too lazy to get up and I don’t have the awesome green valet key anyway)

Wobbles the Mind > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/13/2016 at 18:56

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Awesome!

Steve in Manhattan > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 18:59

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No car, but the top key is for the Shearman & Sterling mens’ room on C1. It’s very useful.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 19:03

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Here’s more than you ever wanted to know about the history of Tibbe keys (fun facts: They were first used on the Merkur Scorpio and any Tibbe key can be used to lock, but not unlock, any Tibbe lock)

Wobbles the Mind > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/13/2016 at 19:10

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Thank you for occupying the rest of my evening!

Autofixation > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 19:16

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 19:16

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Chasaboo > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 19:34

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12 year old Honda motorcycles don’t have fancy keys. And yes, you guessed correctly that the smaller key is actually from like a 90s Civic. You use that instead of the ignition key to open the hard cases. The long key breaks too easily in the hard case lock. The poker chip is a good luck talisman to keep idiots in cars from hitting me. So far it’s worked 100%.

sellphones2493 > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 19:38

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FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:00

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Guys, I think I have a problem...

...This isn't even all of them. Worse I'm not even sure what 4 or 5 of them are for.

gmctavish needs more space > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:01

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I had a bottle opener too, but it broke and I haven't replaced it yet

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:02

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The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:03

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I took 30 photos, and this one turned out the best.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:08

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Odyssey Key, Ranger Key, Ranger Shell Key, Ranger Gas Cap Key, Parents House Key, My Bedroom in My Parents House Key, My Apartment Key, Girlfriends Parents House Key.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:51

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For the ignition:

For the pocket:

Craig Stampfli > Wobbles the Mind 07/13/2016 at 20:53

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Honda & BMW keys, plus a carbon fibre bottle opener and a Kingston thumb drive.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Wobbles the Mind 07/14/2016 at 12:22

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On the left my GTO keys and on the right my 928 keys.

The GTO has the new style milled side cut. The Porsche has weird 45° milled cuts. The Porsche has 3 keys. One fot the drivers door, rear hatch, and ignition and passenger door which leads me to believe the driver door lock has been replaced. On my GTo key ring we have aglove box key, house key, gun lock key, and a Master Lock key that I don’t know what it belongs to.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/14/2016 at 12:24

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It was fun using that key when my roommate had a Scorpio.